A few weeks ago one of my workmates uttered the following randomly during the day: “The cars in Japan are lighter, so they drift round corners”. After wetting myself several times over, he then mentioned it was the theme for The Fast and the Furious 3: Tokyo Drift (which I had completely missed until that point!).
Just to explain a bit here, it has always been a constant source of amusement for me to see chavs try and impersonate these Vin Diesel(*) films with their ‘Trevored’ up Vauxhaull Nova’s / Vauxhall Corsa’s / Ford Ka’s. Note that I do not have a problem with these cars in general, but tell me if I’m being unreasonable here - a 1L Corsa with a World Rally Championship bodykit is plain stupid!
So anyway, this third installment in The Fast and the Furious series has the most awesome tagline:
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Speed needs no Translation!!!!!1!1 |
Holy Shit! Hold onto your hats! I went to get a montage of some of the most amusing chav cars, but unfortunately my most favorite site on the Internet (Visit This Site!) was not available when I wrote the article :-(. Thankfully the Internet did me right and I’m sure you will agree with me here that these cars below require some translation, possibly to the local scrapheap!
* I know Vin Diesel is not in the latest film.
You’re just jealous.
Comment by Adam — July 4, 2006 @ 7:21 pm
*sigh* I know.
Comment by Sandy Thomson — July 4, 2006 @ 10:13 pm
jealous of what? shit cars?
Comment by phil — September 3, 2006 @ 5:50 pm
Yeah pretty much!
Comment by Sandy Thomson — September 26, 2006 @ 6:34 pm
nice cars
Comment by ryan — November 25, 2006 @ 7:42 pm
damn right them cars are shit heaps,vin diesel is in the new movie,for 30 secs at the end.
Comment by baker — January 2, 2007 @ 11:19 am
it is so rubbish get a life fool
Comment by bob — May 14, 2007 @ 3:50 pm