June 30, 2006

Andrew and Beth’s wedding

Filed under: Gibberish — Sandy Thomson @ 6:45 pm

The venue for their wedding was in the picturesque town of Ullapool, in the North West of Scotland. I travelled up on Friday with the full intention of camping, however the horizontal rain convinced me otherwise so I decided to stay in the local youth hostel.

View over Ullapool

On the day (Saturday) the wedding ceremony was held in the Lochbroom Free Church for about an hour or so, before the reception in the Ceilidh Place. The venue for the reception was excellent - not too big and not too small, and the upstairs lounge was very well furnished and somewhat relaxing to sit in.

Cutting the wedding cake

We all piled into the lounge for an hour or two and had some nibbles and champagne (although not too much - I learned the pitfalls of champagne after the last wedding I went to!). The meal was very good, some of the best wedding food I have had, and everyone was given a custom bottle of whiskey! (good point actually, where the hell has it gone?) As usual the groom managed to cover the grey areas during his speech and left the best man (Kameel) with not much room for maneuver! They were quite funny though, and a bit ad-hoc! (they hadn’t gotten together and worked out overlapping bits or anything!).

Gamesoc Reunited

The ceilidh was quite good, predominantly because I could still stand up by this point. Ian’s fiance Jenn gave me some waltz dancing lessons but it is all just a big memory game (left 3, up-down, right 2, back 2, forward 2, spin girl, dance around a bit «repeat»). I think everyones toes were intact, in fact I danced with some women who were even worse than me, that was a bit of a novelty. During the ruckus the button on my argyll jacket broke off at some point which I have to stitch back on - bah.

Finally, some Soul/Funk band called ‘The Hustlers’ played for the last hour which was pretty cool. Kam and I were buying each other spirits at this stage I think, but everything was mostly under control!

Almost missing the youth hostel closing time at 00:30 was interesting, as was potentially pissing off 7 sleeping ramblers by sneaking in and getting changed etc. Anyway, I woke up on Sunday morning and I was severely dehydrated. On the Friday I had went for a 30-40 mile hard mountain bike ride for 5 hours, arrived in Ullapool - had a few beers and went to bed. When you share a room with 7 other people it inevitably gets very warm and by Saturday morning I was completely parched. The same happened on Saturday night too and the situation just worsens really as when you are dehydrated your body absorbs water at a reduced rate. I checked my weight after the weekend and I had lost 3.5 Kg! However my weight is recovering, I am now 73.5 Kg which is 1.5 Kg more than Monday.

You can see my photos of the wedding here.
Ewans photos (including 2 of the above) are here.

June 20, 2006

10 under the ben

Filed under: Biking — Sandy Thomson @ 8:30 am

This weekend I traveled up to Fort William to take part in a 10 hour endurance race, in the face of Ben Nevis. The event ran for the first time last year, and I didn’t manage to complete the 10 hours due to my partner giving up, so I definitely had unfinished business!

Again I opted to do it as a pair, and I lost the toss and had to do the first lap. It had been raining pretty bad right up until the start, and we had to stand there for 10 minutes shivering in the rain before the race started. I got a pretty decent start and was one of the first back after the first lap.

Faster than light … not! (Me in the green)
The start

Gradually after my first 2 laps, my lack of top end fitness started to show, I hadn’t been replacing fluids and I was starting to cramp. I couldn’t keep up the pace but managed to put in consistent lap times of about an hour. My teammate managed a 53 minute lap! For the final 3 laps there were points where I was having to ride along with one leg due to cramp, it was pretty tough. We were 13th out of 126 pairs after lap 4, 17th after lap 8 and I didn’t see where we finished - top 20 I hope (Edit - we finished 18th with 10 laps, ~108 miles).

Riding along

The day was so good and it is still my favorite bike event of the year, even with the questionable weather and hordes of midges. My legs yet again look like they have some form of bad skin condition/acne.

Sick bag please!
Going to chunder

Pics courtesy of Neil Hodgins and Nevispix.

June 15, 2006

Tokyo Drift

Filed under: Gibberish — Sandy Thomson @ 7:28 pm

A few weeks ago one of my workmates uttered the following randomly during the day: “The cars in Japan are lighter, so they drift round corners”. After wetting myself several times over, he then mentioned it was the theme for The Fast and the Furious 3: Tokyo Drift (which I had completely missed until that point!).

Chac-tastic!

Just to explain a bit here, it has always been a constant source of amusement for me to see chavs try and impersonate these Vin Diesel(*) films with their ‘Trevored’ up Vauxhaull Nova’s / Vauxhall Corsa’s / Ford Ka’s. Note that I do not have a problem with these cars in general, but tell me if I’m being unreasonable here - a 1L Corsa with a World Rally Championship bodykit is plain stupid!

So anyway, this third installment in The Fast and the Furious series has the most awesome tagline:

Flames Speed needs no Translation!!!!!1!1

Holy Shit! Hold onto your hats! I went to get a montage of some of the most amusing chav cars, but unfortunately my most favorite site on the Internet (Visit This Site!) was not available when I wrote the article :-(. Thankfully the Internet did me right and I’m sure you will agree with me here that these cars below require some translation, possibly to the local scrapheap!

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